Updated on June 2, 2017
Bad Parking Job Leads to Bad Haircuts, Angry Customers Say
Mobile barber Scooter Festin said he didn’t notice he had parked on the curb
Dozens of disgruntled customers say they’ll never again allow Scooter’s Mobile Barber Service to touch their hair.
Yesterday, upon arriving for his appointments, owner Scooter Festin inadvertently parked his fully-equipped barber shop van with the driver’s side wheels resting on the curb.
“Honest to God, I didn’t notice it wasn’t level until their haircuts were done,” said Festin. “I feel awful.”
“How the (expletive) does he think I feel?!” shouted customer Marvin Hopner. “I look like a (expletive) lunatic! Everybody stares at me.”
Customer and former bar owner Pippo Nicoletti wasn’t in a forgiving mood either.
“Everybody stares at me,” said customer Marvin Hopner
“Stupid bastard. If he can’t park he ought to rent a (expletive) shop. I should kick his ass.”
“I should kick his ass,” said Pippo Nicoletti
Festin said he tried to give the irate customers discount coupons for their next haircuts but there were no takers. “I’m definitely getting a backup camera,” he promised.
