Doctor Regrets Purchasing Ram for Mobile Colonoscopy Unit

“I never thought the brand of van I drive would affect my business,” Dr. Darvis Livardi said quietly.  When he started his mobile colonoscopy business The Roving Scope two years ago, Livardi purchased a Ford E-250 cargo van, but he soon realized he needed more space.

“I really needed a high-roof van.  Not for my patients, but for me,” said the affable 6’2″ tall gastroenterologist.  “I saw the Ram and thought, ‘that’s perfect’, and I never gave the Ram name a second thought.”

But within days of purchasing the Ram van, his calls dropped off and business dwindled.  “People tell me they’d never get a colonoscopy in a Ram,” said Livardi solemnly.

“I can’t sell it because no one wants a used colonoscopy van; I don’t know what to do,” said the despondent Livardi.

“I guess I should have bought a Sprinter.”