2018 ALFA ROMEO GIULIA OWNER’S MANUAL — AS WRITTEN BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

RED COOLANT TEMPERATURE LAMP

Flashing: Perchance accursed engine, during they travels tis beginning to runneth hot. I humbly beseech you, my lord/lady, that thou dost driveth softly to reduceth engine load so that thee may fare well in thy travels.

 On: Engine tis o’erheating. Pray tell, wherefore art thou o’erheating? Trait’rous leak may foul thy roadway. Shame! For Shame! Did thouest not service thine blessed cooling system, thou clay-brained hedge-pig? Such antics do not amount to a man! Bethink oneself that thee safely get thyself and thine fair Giulia, which maketh my heart fly, ov’r to the side of the road and turneth thy blessed engine off.