Posted on October 4, 2018
Rats Chew on Alfa’s Electrical Wiring and It’s Never Run Better
A local man credits rats in his garage chewing on the wires of his 2018 Alfa Romeo Giulia for fixing the car’s trouble-prone electrical system.
Pluto Venersborg, a 48-year-old cave painter who wears braces even though he has no teeth, exclaimed, “They fixed it; it runs great!”
An unidentified rat with some sort of electrical connector in its mouth poses on the fender of Pluto Venersborg’s Alfa Romeo Giulia
Venersborg said his Alfa has had electrical problems since he purchased the car new eight months ago. “The dash lights flickered on and off, the horn would honk without me honking it, and the interior always smelled like a scorched football.”
About a month ago, Venersborg finally removed a large pile of fish carcasses he had stored in his garage and began parking the Giulia inside. After that, the rats immediately began chewing on the wiring.
“I appreciate their help,” Venersborg said, referring to the rats. “The dealer could never figure out the problem.”
