Posted on March 29, 2019
Mercedes Drops Massaging Cupholder Feature
Mercedes-Benz announced today the automaker will no longer offer its innovative but worthless massaging cupholder feature.
What a mess: Coffee spills from cup placed into massaging cupholder
“We really thought more customers would like it,” said Mercedes-Benz spokesperson Squirtney Furth. “It’s perfect for mixed coffee drinks and smoothies.”
Furth conceded that hundreds of Mercedes owners complained about spills onto carpets and seats, particularly when the massage feature was set on the popular “Happy Ending” setting.
