SPY PHOTO CONFIRMS THAT GERMAN BRAND BORGWARD IS COMING BACK!

At the Geneva Auto Show a few months back, Borgward, a German marque that went bankrupt and disappeared in 1961, stunned concessionaires and a guy named Lloyd by announcing that it would resume production within two years. 

But little else had been heard until yesterday when Parksplug photographer Cretin Bonsall fortwoitu fortooitsusly by chance happened across a lengthy row of shiny new 2016 Borgward test vehicles parked side-by-side-by-side-by-side-by-side-by-side-by-side-by-side inside a shiny-floored building at the county fair.  

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While it was presumed the first new Borgward model to be produced in nearly 55 years would be an SUV, the photograph indicates a two-seat roadster incorporating unfortunate styling cues that pay homage to previous Borgward models–including the tall metal mast–will be first out of the gate.  

We don’t know anything else.