COSTCO TO SELL “FOUR-PACKS” OF VOLKSWAGEN JETTAS

Costco shopper Corky Palumbo grimaces after hearing about the Jetta four-pack promotion

First came the $98 per month lease deal.  Now, in yet another attempt to boost sagging sales of its Jetta compact sedan, Volkswagen has authorized Costco to offer customers four Jettas “at one low price.” 

“We’re sell in bulk, so I think this will be especially popular among Mormon families and small businesses who have an immediate need for a small fleet of vehicles,” said Costco spokesperson Calliope Merkle.

Well-dressed Costco shopper Corky Palumbo expressed his disinterest in the Jetta four-pack, explaining, “I’m really more of an Audi guy.”