Kia Celebrates Sale of 12th Cadenza This Year

"Kia is on a roll," says spokesperson Charo Schemp

“The Cadenza is on a roll!” says unduly perky Kia spokesperson Charo Schemp

It’s official!  Kia has sold another Cadenza.  That makes the twelfth one this year, said giddy Kia spokesperson Charo Schemp.

The company introduced the large and tolerably luxurious sedan for the 2013 model year but sales have been slow, barely managing to outsell the Oldsmobile Intrigue, which had gone out of production nine years earlier.

Schemp said changes to the 2016 Cadenza include a flat-bottom volume knob and ambient lighting that “creates a warm, seductive milieu.”  We don’t know either.

 

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