BOY SUSPENDED AFTER WEARING NISSAN LEAF HALLOWEEN MASK TO SCHOOL

A ten-year-old Mahnoman Elementary School student was suspended today after he wore a Nissan Leaf mask to school, frightening fellow classmates and startling staff members.  

Frightened children flee the playground after this obviously demented boy wore a Nissan Leaf mask to school

“It was totally inappropriate,” said Principal Wyclef Zimmerman. “A number of students cried hysterically; they were scared to death,” he said.  

“I blame his parents,” said Flower Snurt, a parent of one of the boy’s classmates. “Couldn’t they buy their kid something fun like a bloody zombie or Newt Gingrich costume?”