Distraught Auto Show Model With Poor Memory in Standoff With Police

A frustrated auto show model is refusing to come down off the hood of a BMW after she reportedly botched her presentation in front of a large crowd.

The standoff with authorities at the annual Freeze Your Axles Off winter auto show began when model Plover Ann Curdworth — who was responsible for introducing as many as eight separate BMW vehicles at the show — became flustered and introduced a 2017 BMW X4 M Sport as “The 2017 XM35iDrive4e MCoupe Sport Activity Thing.”

She then broke into tears and climbed atop the vehicle’s hood and kicked her feet repeatedly.

“I feel bad for her,” said auto show spokesman Malmouth Teedliter. “I mean, that’s a real mouthful and a lot to remember. Plus, she’s really good looking, but leave that part out if you would.”  We assured him we would.

At last report, Curdworth had refused a police offer of a plate of blanched jicama sticks and was still sitting atop the BMW kicking her feet and mumbling, “I can do this…2017 BMW XiM28Drive….damn it!  2007 XMW BiDrive35eSportX….damn it!….”