BEST USED HONDA FOR A 16-YEAR-OLD DRIVER?

Recently, I became engaged in a discussion with a guy ahead of me in line at Panda Express.  He had the Orange Chicken and I ordered the Sweetfire Chicken Breast, which does indeed sound like some guy’s nickname for his girlfriend.

“I want to buy my 16-year-old son a Honda–we like Hondas,” he advised, “but I want to get something safe and reliable. Whatd’ya recommend?” he inquired.

Well, I like Hondas, too.  For an inexperienced 16-year-old driver, my favorite is the FG 110.  As long as he wears leather shoes and maybe some goggles, it’s pretty tough for any kid to get in trouble with the FG 110.  Let’s take a look:

The Honda FG 110. Yep, safe and reliable.

First, like all Hondas, it’s safe and reliable.  The four-stroke engine starts easily and runs great, so he won’t need his own AAA card.

And with a maximum blade speed of 294 RPM, he’s unlikely to spin out and find himself all turtled-up in a ditch full of pigweed.

Black wheels.  Cool.

Black wheels are all the rage. The FG 110 has black wheels. Okay, so they’re not forged HRE’s, but they’re black.

Ergonomic Controls: Squeeze lever to operate. That’s it. No WiFi hot spots or USBs. That’s good.

And finally, the best part:  Because there are no seats, there’s no room for his annoying little reprobate pals, and no place to bump uglies with his concupiscent 16-year-old Sweetfire Chicken Breast.

Good luck, Orange Chicken.