NO ONE ALLOWED TO ATTEND 2015 SEMA SHOW

Just days away from the much-anticipated opening of the 2015 SEMA trade show in Las Vegas, organizers have announced that no one will be allowed to attend.

“The show has always been closed to the public, and attendees have been limited to exhibitors and those working in the automotive aftermarket industry,” said Dobbins Furth, a spokesman for SEMA, which stands for Specialty Equipment-something-something. “But the crowds have grown so large that this year,” explained Furth, “we decided that no one will be allowed to attend.”  

“It’s unfortunate,” complained an outraged Gallop Lee Norbutt, whose company will be exhibiting an exciting new line of cloud-based exhaust sounds. “All the cool cars and exhibits will be there, but no people,” he said, shaking his head so forcefully his neck made crunching sounds.  

Furth said security guards will remove any trespassers and then will escort one another off the premises prior to the November 3rd opening.  As always, discount coupons will be available on the SEMA website.  

Ten days before the opening of the show, a security guard practices removing trespassers by advising rehearsing car model Euphoria Pickins that she has to leave. The guard later threw himself out.