Updated on November 5, 2015
PISSED OFF GRANDPA RETURNS FROM THE DEAD TO HAUNT “JACKASS” GRANDSON
GHOSTLY VISITS BEGIN AFTER GRANDSON TURNS INHERITED TRUCK INTO RAT ROD
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| Hovering apparition of Vance Knob was captured on camera by grandson |
Vance Knob is very angry. He’s also very dead. Just before he died of acute bruxism last summer, Knob, who was no relation to feckless beat poet Trinket Knob, gave his beloved old pickup truck to his 22-year-old grandson Tab Knob, along with stern orders to take good care of it.
But within months,Tab, using a rented Sawzall and a borrowed auto body spoon, had turned the 62-year-old Chevy into a rat rod, a deed he now regrets. “Grandpa Knob shows up in my bedroom ‘pert near every night and floats around in front of the bathroom door and yells at me,” said a shaken Tab Knob. “He says I’m a jackass ’cause I cut up his truck.”
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| Tab Knob turned his grandfather’s old Chevy pickup into a rat rod |
Tab now says he’ll return the truck to the condition it was in when he inherited it from his grandfather. “I like the chopped top and smokestack and stuff, but I’m tired of him hollering’ at me and blocking my bathroom door. If I fix it, maybe he’ll go back to bein’ dead.”
