Dog Chased By Self-Driving Car After Peeing On Wheel

by parksplug

An autonomous BMW test vehicle ignored the commands of the technician sitting in the passenger seat as it chased a dog that moments before had urinated on one of the car’s wheels.

A motorist who did not want to be identified, probably because he's a wanted felon or sex offender, took this photo of the self-driving BMW chasing the dog, which a cooperative Petco clerk identified as a German Pinkelnhund

Another motorist who did not want to be identified–probably because he’s a wanted sex offender–took this photo of the BMW chasing the peeing dog, which according to Wikipedia, is probably a German Pinkelnhund

“I thought I was going to die,” exclaimed Musky Plummer, the shaken technician.

“The car just took off on its own at high speed,” said Plummer, taking a deep breath. “I was pushing buttons and pulling levers trying to get it to stop, but it just kept pursuing that dog.”

According to Plummer, the BMW resumed normal operation on its own after the dog ran off into the woods.

“I bet he never pees on another car,” said Plummer, referring, we think, to the dog.