“Check Engine” Dashboard Warning to be Replaced With Buzzer and “HOLY #@%&#!!!” Light

Recent research conducted by someone recently showed that 75% of drivers ignore a glowing CHECK ENGINE dashboard warning, a conclusion that has prompted automakers to add a loud buzzer and change the warning message to HOLY #@%&#!!!

“We wanted to get people’s attention,” explained automotive safety expert Tootsie Quaid, who confirmed that, as far as she knows, Randy, who is no relation, is still holed up in Canada.

When asked what word is represented by #@%&#!!!, Quaid appeared confused and began trembling.  “I think it’s ‘Criminy,’ but I’m not sure,” she replied before complaining of stomach distress and rushing from the room.