Popular New iHateRadio Platform Features No Commercials. Or Talk. Or Music.

“People who are tired of all the crap on the radio absolutely love iHateRadio.” iHateRadio CEO Corniche Blankenfurd

More and more buyers of new vehicles are refusing to shell out big bucks for complex entertainment systems, many of which come from the factory plagued with mysterious electrical gremlins.  And that, according to some expert we recently talked with, explains the popularity of iHateRadio, a nothing-in-one, non-streaming, non-music platform.

“I refuse to pay for satellite radio, and broadcast has too many commercials, so I thought I’d try iHateRadio,” said bubbly new car buyer Cashmere Pastrami-Fong, who showed off her recently-purchased 2016 green Nissan something.  “I love iHateRadio.  It’s so simple,” she gushed with so much excitement that she subsequently threw up onto nearby shrubbery.

“With iHateRadio you don’t have to choose among 1,500 radio stations by musical format, nor do you have to create personalized “radio stations” featuring your favorite artist,” said CEO Corniche Blankenfurd, adding, “If you want, you can use voice commands, but nothing will happen.”

“I wasn’t sure I’d like iHateRadio,” Pastrami-Fong said after recovering.  “But I’ve really grown to love the look of the gaping hole in the dashboard.”