Posted on April 21, 2016
Lutz Re-enlists in Marine Corps After Campaign to Put Him on $20 Bill Fails
Businessman and former auto executive Bob Lutz has re-enlisted in the Marine Corps following the announcement that anti-slavery activist Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill, according to our next-door neighbor Marv, who claims to know everything.
“Maximum” Bob Lutz is pictured on a prototype $20 bill. The writing on the bill is backwards because the photographer was facing the wrong direction
“He’s pissed,” said Lutz’s friend Rooney Pitz. “He really thought he would be chosen over Tubman.”
Pitz, whose name spellcheck keeps changing to Fitz, said that late last night, Lutz walked up to the gate at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego and told the MPs at the gate, “I want back in.” He has not been seen since.
