NEW DEVICE ENSURES AN UNRULY TEEN WON’T RUIN YOUR FAMILY VACATION

Few things can turn a family driving vacation into a nightmare faster than a sulking, rebellious teenager in the back seat.  But makers of the CanTeen say their new product solves that problem.  “Simply secure the defiant teen inside the soundproof yet comfortable CanTeen capsule, and then sit back and enjoy the ride,” marketing director Muffin Nooberhoff explained.

The company says while the CanTeen will fit in the back seat or cargo area of most larger cars or SUVs.  “Although we don’t recommend it, we’ve heard of parents who put their defiant teen in a CanTeen and then store it in a shed or the back of the garage until the kid is 24 or so,” Nooberhoff chuckled.