Posted on June 14, 2016
Snarling Truck Bed Dog Will Be Optional on 2017 Rams
Marvin and Poughkeepsie Cable of Lake Umathurman stop to chat with a cute puppy during a trip to Walgreens
Ram announced today that it will offer a vicious, snarling dog as an option for all its 2017 pickups.
“We’ve all walked by a parked truck only to have an attack dog in the bed suddenly lurch forward and try to chew your head off,” explained Ram spokesperson Loquat Yorty. “Now imagine how convenient it would be for the owner if he could buy the truck and the dog at the same time,” she smiled, scrunching her nose like a deflated accordion.
Yorty declined to disclose the purchase price of the snarling dog option, although she did note both the canine and the truck can be financed together through Chrysler Capital.
