Police Searching for Bank Robbery Getaway Car

Suspect Allegedly Stole Hundreds of “Next Window Please” Placards

Police are looking for a bank robbery suspect driving a late 90’s Plymouth Breeze after the man allegedly stole dozens of “Next Window Please” placards from the First Clodpate Banque.

Fuzzy surveillance photo of suspect’s Plymouth Breeze. Courtesy of fuzzysurveillancephotos.com

Bank manager Libra-Fawn DeMedved told Parksplug, “Banque is pronounced bank, not ban-cue, you idiot.” She then went on to add that the bank was filled with customers when the unidentified robber entered. “He said he’d kill all of us if we didn’t lie on the floor,” DeMedved said, sobbing. “It was horrible–the floor was so dirty.”

Police say a mask worn by the robber fell off during the robbery. “It’s one of those celebrity masks, maybe Michael Bublé,” said Detective Mumbo Callister, who added, “We’ve sent it to the state crime lab to have it checked for DNA and nose prints.”

Meanwhile, police are asking for the public’s help in locating the Plymouth Breeze, the robber and Michael Bublé.