According to researchers who apparently have nothing better to do, 97-percent of automotive news is consumed in a bathroom setting, a statistic that heralds bad news for bloggers.  But the editors of the deplorable Parksplug site have introduced a print version specially made for the bathroom–a blog printed on a roll of toilet paper.    

“It’s very exciting,” gushed Parksplug spokesperson 
Tootsie Baskerville as she displayed a roll of 
Parksplug Number Two toilet paper.  “We came up with the idea after hundreds wrote in telling us just how full of #$&! our blog was.  Now they can also detest it while sitting on the toilet. The writing isn’t very good but the perforations are crisp.”  

Baskerville said the two-ply blog-on-a-roll will initially only be sold at Pep Boys and Plumbing Outlet stores, and will be available in three scents:  New Car, 90-Weight Gear Oil, and What’s That Burning Smell?