Ford to Combine Mustang and Focus Into One Model; We Have the First Look at the 2018 Ford Mucus!

In an effort to shrink its vehicle lineup, Ford will merge the Mustang with its smaller brethren, the Focus.  The result will be the 2018 Ford Mucus.  

The 2018 Ford Mucus

The 2018 Ford Mucus shares the sand with a rare Legless Beach Goat

“There are just too damn many vehicles,” explained Argo Feedler, Ford’s Marketing and Composting Director.  “We can’t keep track of them all.”

When we asked Feedler if the Mucus would share the Mustang’s north-south engine layout or the Focus’s east-west configuration, he replied, “I’m not really good with directions.”

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