LED BROWS HOT NEW TREND FOR AUDI OWNERS

New Audi TT owner Starlet Quank shows off her new LED eyebrows

The first time Starlet Quank gazed upon the shimmering LED running lights on the front of a new Audi TT, she was mesmerized.  “I just had to have that car!” she gushed.

But Starlet also wanted a pair of LED lights for herself.  “I was looking through the brochure and saw the new LED eyebrows for Audi owners and, of course, I wanted them right away,” she said.

“Audi buyers love to accessorize,” explained Audi spokesperson Ecoli Ralph.  “We’re introducing an entire line of products, including LED earrings and dental grills.  One of our customers had Audi side blades tattooed onto the sides of his face.  It was captivating.”