Dirty, Hungry and Pissed Off: Man Who Was Accidentally Buried With Time Capsule at Dealership 25 Years Ago Finally Unearthed

25 years did not fly by for Larry Dick Zindle.  Back on Feb. 18th, 2001, Zindle was inadvertently buried along with a time capsule he was placing in the parking lot of Futz Delahee Toyota, and yesterday, during the 25th anniversary celebration during which the capsule was unearthed, so was Larry Dick Zindle.

“Where’s that (expletive) front loader operator?” shouted an enraged Zindle as he swung a shovel.  “That (expletive) dumped a half-ton of dirt on me.  I’m gonna kill him!”

Police had to be called after Zindle chased screaming middle school band members around the parking lot.  “I get that he’s upset,” said Officer Sig Gizzard, “but it wasn’t the kids’ fault.”  No one was injured but one 13 year old boy complained of a buckled oboe.

Dealership owner Futz Delahee said he felt bad for Zindle and will try to make it up to him.  “I offered him a Fresca and a 20% discount on paint protection.”