First Look: Off-Road Shock Absorber Maker’s Heavy-Duty Pogo Stick

THE FIRST AND ONLY POGO STICK FOR OFF-ROAD USE OR OBESE RIDERS, CLAIMS MANUFACTURER

“I’ve always wanted to ride a pogo stick but I couldn’t because of my weight,” said Confucius Bopart, 28, of Calamine Bay.  But with the introduction of the Divot Stick, Fox’s new heavy-duty, off-road pogo stick, that’s all changed.

Fox claims the Divot Stick uses the same coil-over shock as those on Ford’s legendary F-150 Raptor pickup.  “Although I wouldn’t try it, you could probably hop off a two-story building with this pogo stick and be fine,” said Vas Deferens, a former off-road pogo sticker forced to retire due to a mashed scrotum.  

But 420-pound Confucius Bopart told Parksplug he has no plans to take his new Divot Stick off-road.  “I’m just having a ball breaking up the concrete in my driveway.”