Posted on November 28, 2016
Parksplug’s Cyber Monday Deal: $50 Off Swedish Creeper!
MECHANIC’S CREEPER DELIVERS SEDUCTIVE SWEDISH, SHIATSU OR DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE AS YOU WORK
Sure, there are other massaging mechanic’s creepers on the market, but only the Swedish Creeper combines an inviting, buttery-soft, heated naugahyde surface, 24 sensuous rotating knobs, and finger-like titanium levers to stroke, manipulate and pummel away muscle soreness and stress as you work.
Cyber Monday! Get $50 off the Swedish Creeper massaging mechanic’s creeper!
Today only, the Parksplug Store is offering the Swedish Creeper for $50 off! Plus, you’ll get free 60-day shipping and discounted handling!*
Just listen to what these mechanics say about the Swedish Creeper:
“There’s nothing better than rubbing some warm transmission fluid all over myself and then lying down on the Swedish Creeper under a car for a sensuous deep tissue massage.” Doodles Belmondo, Boca Raton, Florida
“I don’t even go home to my wife anymore. I’m in love with my Swedish Creeper; especially the happy ending feature. Does that sound weird?” Safwat Getsch, Gleed, Washington
Order now at www.parksplug/store/cybermonday/swedishcreepermassagingmechanicscreeper.com.
*Disclaimer: One-handed handling only. Offer of $50 off Swedish Creeper is valid on 11/28/16 only until 11:59pm PST online. Orders must be placed online by 11:59pm PST on 11/28/16 to qualify. No promo code, membership, or lipid test required. Orders not accepted at Parksplug kiosk locations and offer cannot be applied toward previous purchases. Other exclusions, limitations, conditions or anything else we can think of may, and probably will, apply. Offer cannot be combined with any other offer or discount. Did we say that already? Merchandise cannot be returned if it is stained or gooey.
