Posted on December 2, 2016
Parksplug Announces Plan to Move to Mexico
SPOKESMAN FOR ASININE AUTOMOTIVE BLOG ADMITS THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME FREE STUFF
Just days after Donald Trump announced that increased tax incentives have persuaded air conditioning manufacturer Carrier to keep 1,000 jobs in Indianapolis instead of moving them to Mexico, obscure automotive blog Parksplug announced plans to move its operations south of the border.
Parksplug spokesman Ugnard Jepperson, photographed in Cuatro Narices, where “it’s sunny and the rent is cheap.”
“Yes, of course, we’re serious,” claimed Parksplug spokesperson Ugnard Jepperson. “In fact, we’ve already checked out office space in the town of Cuatro Narices,” he said, adding, “It’s sunny there and the rent is cheap.”
But after being threatened with beerboarding, an interrogation technique said to be slightly more pleasant than waterboarding, Jepperson admitted Parksplug is really hoping for some incentives to stay. “We don’t make any money so a tax break doesn’t mean anything,” he admitted. “But a free Carrier air conditioner would be great.”
