PSYCHOLOGIST CLAIMS DRIVING FREE LOANER CAR LEADS TO SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES

Unidentified driver tries to cover his face while driving loaner car

A prominent mental health expert advises customers to think twice before taking advantage of an auto dealership’s free loaner car.

“It seems like a great deal,” said psychologist Dr. Frostrane “Frosty” DelVecchio, “but these mobile billboards, as I call them, are so embarrassing to be seen in, many people suffer self-esteem issues as a result of driving them.  One patient of mine required six months of therapy after driving a loaner car for two days.”  DelVecchio’s advice?  “Either rent something from Enterprise or take the bus.”