Posted on February 1, 2017
“My Back Has Never Felt Better!” Claims Man Trapped in Overturned Jeep For Three Days
A local man who was trapped hanging upside-down in the driver’s seat of his wrecked Jeep CJ-5 for nearly 72-hours claims his back “feels great.”
Moose Puckett said he was driving slowly along a dirt trail when he swerved to avoid “some frickin’ loitersack hauling ass on an off-road unicycle,” and rolled his Jeep.
“It fixed my back,” he claimed. “But hanging upside down in a Jeep for three days is pretty boring,” added Puckett, who said he kept himself occupied by reading the safety label on the Jeep’s sun visor. “I’m kind of a slow reader,” he said sheepishly. “It took me almost two days to finish reading it.”