Posted on January 29, 2017
Mustang Ranch Joins Ford’s King Ranch Truck in Lineup
Ford this week unveiled its 2017 Mustang Ranch Edition, a convertible distinguished by its full-length pink reclining “love seat” and seductive exterior graphics. The limited edition drop-top is scheduled to hit showrooms next month with sales initially limited to Nevada.
Mustang Ranch edition will initially be on sale only in parts of Nevada
“We have many King Ranch pickup owners who wanted a sporty car that was a bit more, shall we say…intimate?” said Ford spokesperson Custard Glunz.
To assist in the design of the Mustang Ranch, Ford hired Calixto Bordello, who describes himself as a businessman and professional ranch hand.
“Ranch hand” Calisto Bordello helped design the Mustang Ranch edition
“I’m proud to be, you know, hooked up with Ford,” said the fur-coated Bordello as he swatted away a reporter who was caressing the Mustang Ranch’s pink velour upholstery.
“You can look without paying, but no touching, cowboy,” Bordello growled as the embarrassed man slinked away.
Ford declined to disclose the base price of the Mustang Ranch but said plenty of “extras” would be available at additional cost.
