Local Woman Upset After Husband Gives Her a Set of Dick Cepeks For Valentine’s Day

Bubbles Plowhead sat on the curb and wept. “He could have gotten me flowers…I love flowers,” she blubbered.

Bubbles Plowhead cries on the curb after her husband bought her a set of Dick Cepeks for Valentine’s Day

But instead, for Valentine’s Day, her husband Milo got her a set of Dick Cepek Extreme Country off-road tires for her Toyota Sienna, and he doesn’t understand why his wife is so upset. “I mean, does she realize how much a set of Dicks cost? I could have saved a ton buying some stupid flowers.”

Bubbles’s spirits picked up a short while later after Milo promised to take her out for a nice dinner.

“I’ll run her over to Buffalo Wild Wings,” he whispered.