Posted on February 22, 2017
Why All BMW Sedans Look Alike
Automaker admits they’re all stretched 3-Series; Telescoping Body Panel Adds Additional Length
In a news conference today, BMW acknowledged that 3, 5 and 7 series cars are really all the same vehicle, just different lengths.
BEFORE: A technician tugs on the front bumper of a 3-Series BMW to convert it to a 7-Series
“Yes, it’s true,” admitted BMW spokesman Helmut Helm. “There is a built-in sliding body panel that extends the length of the car.”
During a demonstration, A BMW technician tugged on the front bumper of a 3-series, releasing a hidden panel and extending the car’s length. “There. Now it is a 7-Series,” said Helm.
AFTER: It’s now a 7-Series. Extendable panel framework is not noticeable when painted body color
“So that’s why all their cars look alike,” mused one reporter.
