Porsche Says Redesigned Panamera Is Attracting Better-Looking Buyers

Sales of the redesigned — and much more attractive — 2017 Porsche Panamera have increased dramatically compared to those of the previous model.

But Porsche says it was also pleasantly surprised to discover that buyers of its updated luxury four-door are significantly better looking than before, too.  

“It is true,”  Porsche marketing head Klaus Wurlitzer told Parksplug. “The Panamera is a beautiful automobile.  We prefer that homely people aren’t out there driving it around, so we are quite pleased.”

Wurlitzer said he typically recommends that less-attractive shoppers check out the BMW X6 instead.