Posted on April 10, 2017
Acura Celebrating After Somebody Bought One of Their Cars Last Week
Acura sales are in the dumpster. In fact, they fell more than 21% last month alone. But the way Acura is celebrating, you’d never know it.
“We sold a car! We sold a car!” shouted Acura spokesman Pee Wee Finn to reporters at a hastily-called press conference as he jumped up and down with excitement. That sale reportedly occurred Friday at a dealership in Neopolis, Ohio.
A grimy little kid gets a free gasless balloon from a salesperson at Del-Bob McNerny Acura in downtown Glossy Puck.
“This is huge,” gushed Finn. “Acura is back, folks!” When asked what Acura model was sold, Finn said he couldn’t remember for sure. “It ended in “X”, so probably an ILX or PLX or FVX, or something like that.”
Finn said all Acura dealerships will be celebrating the sale by handing out free balloons, although customers will have to supply their own helium.
