The Town of Bumf**k Actually Does Exist, Says Man Who Spent Years Searching For It

Mott Strool has spent nearly half his life searching for the fabled town of Bumf**k. Last week, he found it.  

“I always heard people say stuff like, ‘My friend lives way the hell out in Bumf**k, Egypt’,” explained Strool. “I always wondered where it was, so I went to Egypt in 1996, and there’s no Bumf**k there.  So I came back here and started searching.”  

Remarkably, last week, Strool was riding his 125cc Mahindra Rodeo Uzo scooter on Highway 37 when he suddenly found himself in Bumf**k.  “I couldn’t believe it,” he said.  “I was beginning to think it was fake and that somebody had just made up the name.”

“There really isn’t much there,” Strool said of the town.  “Some guy is building one of those “Carhenge” sites to try to attract tourists.  He calls it “Bumf**khenge”, but there’s only one car there — a Dodge Caliber — so it’s not very popular.”