Updated on November 5, 2015
COPS BUST GRANDMA FOR TOPPING OFF
Grandma was taken into custody yesterday by members of a police task force who claim she has been illegally topping off her tank at gas stations all over the county.
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| Grandma is led away by officers. Her Cadillac, shown toward the right side of the photograph behind the guy in the black shirt and camouflage pants and below the hovering helicopter, was impounded. |
“It says right there on the pump, ‘Do not top off’,” said Sgt. Pavel Susabulb, who led the operation and bought coffee and croissants for everyone afterwards. “She’s a scofflaw.”
The 86-year-old Grandma declined to comment to a Parksplug reporter as she was led away by officers.
Susabulb said that in addition to topping off, Grandma will be charged with not removing her debit card from the slot quickly enough. “Once again, it says right there on the screen, ‘Remove card quickly’,” said Susabulb as he escorted her to a police van, adding, “Some people never learn.”
