Updated on December 18, 2021
First Look! Alfa Romeo Guilia Pisiciara
Alfa Romeo’s highly acclaimed Guilia sports sedan currently comes in three flavors: the base model, sporty Ti, and the brilliant 505-horsepower Quadrifoglio.
You’ll never have to search for a men’s room again
But Alfa knows that if it wants to sell more cars in the U.S., it needs to expand the Guilia range to offer something for everyone — or nearly everyone.
With its new urinal-nosed Guilia Pisiciara, Alfa says it’s targeting the nearly 20% of American men who suffer from frequent urination.
“It’s beautiful,” said Alfa spokesperson Costante Orinare. “People you don’t even know will stop to pee in it,” he said, apparently believing that was a selling point.
The Pisiciara should be in dealerships about the time you read this. Or maybe this. Or this part here.
