Posted on May 31, 2017
Cadillac Drops Name of New Flagship Following Trump Tweet
Covfefe. That’s the name of Cadillac’s long-awaited flagship luxury sedan. Or, at least, it was.
This internal GM photo of the Covfefe was leaked to us by somebody, but we can’t remember who. Or is it whom?
“We registered the name, like, three years ago,” said Cadillac spokesperson Fidget Stickles. “But after the President used Covfefe in a tweet this morning, it’s taken on a whole different meaning, so we’re going to have to come up with another name.
“It’s too bad,” said the downtrodden Stickles. “We really thought Covfefe captured the grace and elegance of the new car. Even if spellcheck did keep changing Covfefe to Coffee.”
