Look What Was Mailed to Us Rolled Up in a Cardboard Tube

It’s a photographic teaser of Nissan’s next crossover, which, according to an inside source, is an amalgam of the current Pathfinder and a future, much more curvaceous Juke. And, no, our source says it will most certainly will not be dubbed the Puke.

An analysis of the photo indicates the crossover will be a swoopy-roofed, short-wheelbased, low-hooded, droop-chinned, bat-winged, large-tired, boomerang-lighted and turbine-wheeled two-row vehicle with abundant rear overhang.  

The parchment-colored cardboard tube in which the photo arrived was round–as most tubes are–with a convenient easy-to-open end.