Porsche Again Tops List of “Brands Driven Mostly by Dicks”

Porsches are driven by more Dicks than any other brand.  So says automotive research firm Nugatory, Hinkle and Hinkle,  who compiles the data and releases the results annually in September.  

“Most of the guys in my Porsche club are also Dicks,” said 911 Targa owner Dick Moreau

“Kudos to Porsche,” said Nugatory’s Birk Tusselfunt.  “This is the eighth year in a row they’ve won the Brand Driven Mostly by Dicks award.”  

“Of course, all Porsche drivers aren’t Dicks,” said Tusselfunt, who added that other popular names for male Porsche owners include Jason, Gavin, Trenton and Owen.  “But as our research shows, most of them are Dicks!” he said.  

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