How to Avoid Salespeople While Having Your Car Serviced at the Dealership

It only takes 15 minutes for a dealership “technician” to change your vehicle’s oil.  But then it takes another hour to perform the complimentary multi-point inspection, during which approximately 471 problems will be discovered.

So, during those 75 minutes, would you rather check out at all the new models on the dealer’s lot or sit in the customer lounge and watch “My Cat From Hell” reruns?  

Of course you’d look at vehicles. But you don’t want salespeople pestering you, right?  That’s why you need the new LMTFA (Leave Me The * Alone) Hat from the Parksplug Store.  

The LMTFA Hat is a comfortable, molded plastic hat that resembles the service department’s numbered magnetic car sign.  It lets salespeople know you’re waiting for your car and you damn well don’t want to buy a new one.  

Available only at the Parksplug Store.  Now, buy one LMTFA Hat for just $8.99 and get a second one for just $8.99!