Posted on May 16, 2018
Robert Mueller Files Charges Against Designer of Honda Clarity
Special Counsel Robert Mueller has paused his investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 U.S. election in order to file charges against Honda stylist Buzz Dowdy for his design of the 2018 Clarity.
“I don’t have all the answers yet in the Russia investigation,” Mueller told reporters at a mid-day news conference. “But I can tell you without question that the guy who designed this atrocity is definitely guilty of a crime,” he said, holding up a photo of a Honda Clarity. “He absolutely should be prosecuted.”
According to sources, Dowdy fled to the tiny Japanese island of Gajajima upon hearing the news.