Updated on November 5, 2015
CHEVROLET CHANGES NAME OF ITS SUBCOMPACT SPARK, ADDS MOWER ATTACHMENT
CHEVY HOPES NAME CHANGE TO SPECK WILL DIFFERENTIATE IT FROM LARGER SONIC
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| Chevrolet Speck with mower attachment |
Chevrolet, who has been encountering significant buyer confusion between its two small cars, the Spark and the Sonic, have decided to change the name of the smaller vehicle.
“We think Speck more appropriately describes the car and also better contrasts it with the larger Sonic,” said Darling Sunderfugg, who actually doesn’t work for Chevrolet but often conducts phony press conferences on the automaker’s behalf.
In addition to the new name, Chevrolet is also releasing a mower attachment for the Speck.
“It snaps right on to the back of either the Spark or Speck and makes quick work of lawn mowing,” said Sunderfugg. “It’s a Chevy that mulches,” she said, snorting as she chuckled.
