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Camaro Owners: Don’t Try to Make Your Own “Flowtie” Badge

Camaro fans went crazy when the 2014  Z/28 debuted with the airflow-enhancing “Flowtie,” silhouette grille emblem.   “I absolutely had to have one for my Camaro,” said Nullen Voyd, owner of a red 2017 SS.   But some… Read More

Honda to Replace Horn Button With Phone App, Says Source

All 2019 model year Hondas will no longer be equipped with a steering wheel-mounted horn button, says Efrem Source, the guy who told us all of this.   Instead, drivers must toot the horn using a phone app,… Read More

Porsche Says Redesigned Panamera Is Attracting Better-Looking Buyers

Sales of the redesigned — and much more attractive — 2017 Porsche Panamera have increased dramatically compared to those of the previous model. But Porsche says it was also pleasantly surprised to discover that buyers of its updated… Read More

Drone Photo Shows Jay Leno Choosing Car to Drive to Work

An aerial photograph taken by Parksplug’s homemade drone shows Jay Leno walking through one of his Southern California storage lots picking a vehicle to drive to his office. While the exact number of vehicles owned by Leno is unknown,… Read More

Honda Hopes to Have This Civic Type R Convertible Ready In Time For 2024 Eclipse

Honda is working hard to produce a convertible version of its aggressive new Civic Type R in time for the next U.S. full solar eclipse in 2024. According to Honda employee Muley Boppert, who asked that his name… Read More

Jaguar Claims It’s Found Solution For F-Type Engine Vibration

Over the past three months, some Jaguar F-Type owners have complained of engine vibration so severe it’s visible in photographs. Today, Jaguar announced that engineers have finally found a solution.  “We’ve agreed to provide these owners with free… Read More

Ferrari CEO Breaks Down While Unveiling New SUV

Ferrari boss Camion Bloccato shocked members of the automotive press yesterday when he unexpectedly broke down and wept on stage after taking the wraps off Ferrari’s new Brutta Lusso SUV.   Bloccato managed to utter the phrase “I… Read More

Breaking News! Remains of Jimmy Hoffameister Found

Designer of Famous “Hoffameister Kink” Disappeared More Than 40 Years Ago The remains of Jimmy Hoffameister, a well-known union leader who later became famous for designing the Hoffameister Kink — a styling element that became de rigueur among owners of early 70’s… Read More

Like Them or Not, Man Bun Helmets Have Gone Viral

Ever since top Motocross rider Testy Smeltz began showing up at events last year wearing his trademark man bun helmet, fans and other riders followed suit, leading Smeltz to start a company to manufacture the so-called Sun-Bun helmet…. Read More

Thousands Flock to Oregon to View Eclipse