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School Officials Ask Ken Block to Stop Drifting When Dropping Off His Kid

The principal at Shep Fagumbo Elementary School has asked rally driver Ken Block to discontinue his practice of drifting around the school parking lot when dropping off his son, Chip, each morning. “It’s fun to watch, but it’s a distraction for… Read More

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Cadillac Drops Name of New Flagship Following Trump Tweet

Covfefe.  That’s the name of Cadillac’s long-awaited flagship luxury sedan.  Or, at least, it was. “We registered the name, like, three years ago,” said Cadillac spokesperson Fidget Stickles.  “But after the President used Covfefe in a tweet this… Read More

Dancer Threatens to Sue Volvo’s Polestar Over Name

A pole dancer named Vera Aloe is threatening to file suit against Polestar, a company that produces high-performance Volvos.   Aloe, who lives in Sinking Springs, Ohio, claims she has billed herself as “The Pole Star” since 1992, four years before Volvo’s… Read More

Caught on Camera! 2018 Wrangler’s Bug Zapper Grill!

Parksplug spy photographer Malamute “Bub” Dihedral was in the right place at the right time (about 2:45pm) to capture a photo of the ’18 Wrangler’s new electronic bug zapper grill.  “That’s a great idea!” said famed off-road driver Balbo… Read More

Harley Unveils New Walker For Aging Bikers

After  riding motorcycles for almost 60 years, Clemton “Panfried” Terlinger recently decided it was time to hang up the keys.  “One day I was riding my Harley over to the pancake house to meet up with a buddy,”… Read More

Eye Position Determines Exhaust Preferences, Says Researcher

A noted research scientist, who estimates he became noted about eight years ago, claims the positioning of a person’s eyes on their face directly correlates with the placement of exhaust pipes on the vehicle they drive. According to… Read More

Lexus Claims its J.D. Power Trophy is Actually a Home Depot Lamp

Three months ago, Lexus was elated when the company bested all other automakers in the 2017 J.D. Power Dependability Study.   But that jubilation has now turned into anger and resentment.  Lexus claims that rather than being a $30,000 trophy containing… Read More

Researchers Identify VW Emissions Cheating Device

More than one year after news of Volkswagen’s diesel emissions scandal broke, researchers at the University of Formaldehyde have finally discovered exactly how the automaker’s engineers pulled it off.   University researcher Sarah Huckabee Lithenbacher explained that the approximately… Read More