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Posted on May 7, 2017
Sad! Former Ferrari Boss Spotted Driving Fiero-Based Replica
As Ferrari chief, Luca di Montezemolo’s daily driver was a bright red 458 Italia. But how his fortunes have changed: nearly three years after resigning from Ferrari, di Montezemolo was spotted behind the wheel of an unfinished Ferrari… Read More
Updated on May 5, 2017
“TDI” Added to List of New Slang Terms
Online slang dictionary Merriam-Whatever announced today it has added the term TDI to its database. “It’s a verb that means to cheat or screw over someone,” explained spokesperson Marvin, who, like many Indonesians, only goes by one… Read More
Updated on May 5, 2017
Fake News Site Parksplug Accused of Spreading Real News
Parksplug, a site that prides itself on being among the least trusted automotive news sources, is now finding itself under attack for spreading real news on its online sites. “To me, Parksplug has always been the best source for automotive misinformation,… Read More
Posted on May 2, 2017
Pagani Huayra’s Name Won’t Change After All
Pagani, the Italian maker of the 224 mph Huayra, told reporters today the company has abandoned its quest to change its difficult-to-pronounce name. “We’re staying with the current name,” said spokesperson Radicchio Gemelli. According to Gemelli, company managers… Read More
Posted on May 1, 2017
Porsche, United Airlines Both Break Guinness World Records
Porsche and United Airlines both found their way into the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday. First, a diesel-engined Porsche Cayenne towed a 285-ton Air France Airbus A380 approximately 120-feet out of a hangar. Not to be outdone,… Read More
Updated on May 2, 2017
Fagalde Auctions: No Barn Finds Here, But Unique Vehicles Nonetheless
Discovering a rare “barn find” vehicle is every auto enthusiast’s dream. But, there are significantly more parking lots than old barns, and Fagalde Auctions has become the leading seller of “Parking Lot Finds,” which are vehicles left… Read More
Posted on April 28, 2017
Traffic Alert: Collision Involving Oscar Meyer Wienermobile and Truck Carrying Liquid Viagra
Truck spilled its load. Road is blocked for cleanup, however police say closure should last no longer than four hours. Stay with Parksplug for updates.
Posted on April 28, 2017
City Blames “Hackers, Condensation, or Maybe Chris Christie” For Problems With City’s New Traffic Cop Holograms
Broken Nut Mayor Cletus Dinwiddie blamed everything from condensation and hackers to New Jersey mayor Chris Christie for problems plaguing the city’s new and much ballyhooed traffic cop holograms , although we’re not quite sure what “ballyhooed” means. “I think… Read More
Posted on April 27, 2017
First Look! Range Rover’s Hip New Evoque Minivan!
Rumors have been swirling–and in some cases, roiling–lately about a new Range Rover Evoque minivan. Now, a Parksplug spy photo appears to confirm those rumors. It also appears to show a guy urinating off a stairway in the… Read More
Posted on April 26, 2017
Heavy-Duty Honda Ridgeline Captured on Camera
If two photographs we received from an anonymous source are to be believed, Honda’s Ridgeline pickup may soon have a bigger, bulkier brother. While the heavy-duty truck utilizes a beefed-up version of the standard unibody platform, it does not use… Read More
