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Man Sneezes While Breathing Into DUI Ignition Interlock; Blows Off Dashboard Knobs

“Everybody except me thinks it’s hilarious,” said Will “Bill” Hill, shaking his head.  After Hill was arrested last year for drunk driving, he was required to install an ignition interlock device on his car.  Before he can start the… Read More

We Started the Black Wheel Craze, Claims BMW

Fans of black automotive wheels might want to send BMW a note of thanks.  The Munich-based automaker claims the black-wheeled trend is a direct result of their cars’ propensity for producing an excessive amount of brake dust that thoroughly blankets the… Read More

First Look at Vice-President’s New Limo

The replacement for President Trump’s limo, nicknamed The Beast (the limo, not Trump) is currently undergoing testing by General Motors engineers.   But Vice-President Mike Pence already received his new armored limousine a few days ago and he’s reportedly… Read More

VW Regrets Buying Undercoating and Extended Warranties for Recalled Jetta

E. Blote Pacmeyer walked away with a wad of cash in his hand as a smoke-belching tow truck hauled off his recalled diesel-engined 2013 Volkswagen Jetta. “It was great!” exclaimed Pacmeyer, describing his experience selling his car back to… Read More

Amazon Self-Driving Delivery Truck Caught on Camera Downtown

Birds Getting Better at Crapping in Driver’s Line of Sight

An ornithologist (we prefer the term “bird buff”) claims birds have become much more proficient at targeting the area of the windshield directly in front of the driver.   “They’ve really improved,” said Dr. Button Wirlitzer.  “Most people don’t… Read More

Flyin’ Miata Cancels Cummins Diesel Conversion Program

Flyin’ Miata, the company known for transplanting high-performance GM V-8’s into the Mazda Miata, said today it has canceled plans to transplant the Cummins 6.7 liter diesel engine into the sporty two-seater.   “It’s too bad,” said Flyin’ Miata spokesperson Huffy… Read More

Robotic Roomba Vacuum Smokes a Ludicrous Model S From 0 to 60!

With a 2.5 second 0-60 time, the Tesla Model S P100D in Ludicrous mode is one quick machine.  But sorry, Elon;  It’s no match for the lightning-quick Roomba Rambo robot vacuum cleaner.   During a side-by-side matchup with the Tesla… Read More

Exclusive! First Blurry Spy Photo of Upcoming Porsche Roxster!

We keep telling him, “Clean the damn lens!” but does he listen?  No. Nevertheless, Parksplug’s crack spy photographer, Dardle Puckett, shown below wearing his trademark Dickie’s camouflage suit, somehow snapped the first blurry photo of Porsche’s Boxster-based crossover, the Roxster. Porsche… Read More