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Buick Admits it Forgot to Translate the Owner’s Manual For Its Chinese-Made Envision Crossover

Buick is scrambling to translate and reprint the owner’s manual for the Envision mid-sized crossover which is built in China and imported to the U.S.  “It was an oversight,” said Buick spokesperson Spurta McGoo. “We’re asking buyers to… Read More

Dashboard Fireplace to be Offered on 2018 Ford Expedition

That dark and stormy night will seem a whole lot warmer for occupants of the 2018 Ford Expedition, thanks to an optional electric fireplace mounted in the dashboard of the redesigned full-sized SUV.   Ford engineer Destry Yuggums said… Read More

Caught on Camera! 2019 Mini Cooper-Based Rolls-Royce!

You can imagine how surprised London-based Parksplug photographer Tupac Pickett was to encounter a Rolls-Royce Silver Spirt, the automaker’s new Mini-based coupe, motoring along a country lane.  Or perhaps you can’t.   Anyway, besides alluding to the car’s… Read More

Infomercial Demonstrates How to Make Top Tier Gasoline With Simple Green and a Kitchen Blender

A number of auto manufacturers — including Toyota, Honda, BMW and FiatChrysler — recommend the use of Top Tier detergent gasoline. But according to petroleum engineer Dr. Boyd Forkham, there’s no reason to pay high prices for Top… Read More

Toyota Designer Promises Upcoming Four-Row RAV-4 Will Have “Plenty of Legroom For Everyone.”

The Transformation From Concept Car to Production Vehicle:

God: “I Warned Them Not to Park There.”

A car that was parked repeatedly in a church loading zone was reduced to scorched metal and ashes Sunday afternoon after God said he’d “had enough.” “Well, God told me that He had left numerous notes on the car’s windshield but the… Read More

Google and Uber Launch New Partnership

GooBER Couples Uber’s App With Google’s Autonomous Vehicles Combine Google’s fleet of driverless vehicles with Uber’s ever-expanding ride service and the result is GooBER, an innovative new way to get from Point A to Point B. On Monday, Parksplug staffers used the GooBER… Read More

Catastrophic Jam Ruins Local Man’s Dream of 3D Printing His Own Smart Car

California Outlaws Paper Service Department Floor Mats

As more and more California landfills become landfulls, once-commonplace conveniences like free grocery bags have gone the way of Circuit City and Planter’s Cheez Balls.  Californians who fail to bring their own reusable grocery bags are punished by being locked… Read More