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Vin Diesel: “The VW Scandal has Ruined My Career!”

Action movie star Vin Diesel told Parksplug today that he’s no longer being offered any acting roles, and he places the blame square on the Volkswagen “Dieselgate” emissions scandal. “All Diesels, including me, are getting a lot of… Read More

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University of Farmers Ranked Worst Party School in the Nation

There was disappointing news today for the University of Farmers.  Despite efforts to liven up their image with a series of droll television commercials starring that bald guy that everyone has seen before but has no idea who he is,… Read More

Mannheim Steamroller Finally Updates Its Name

Mannheim Steamroller, the American musical group known for their popular Christmas albums and CDs, has changed its  name just in time for the 2016 holiday season. “Steamrollers really haven’t been around since the 50’s,” explained Rectus Magnin, the group’s director… Read More

Distraught Auto Show Model With Poor Memory in Standoff With Police

A frustrated auto show model is refusing to come down off the hood of a BMW after she reportedly botched her presentation in front of a large crowd. The standoff with authorities at the annual Freeze Your Axles… Read More

Chinese Automaker Inadvertently Produces a Knockoff of Its Own Vehicle

While final numbers haven’t yet been disclosed, it’s estimated that China produced approximately 23-million passenger vehicles in 2015.  All but about nine of them are knockoffs of other manufacturers’ designs, including Rolls-Royce, Range Rover and Jeep, to name a… Read More

Local Man Has Difficulty Explaining Why He Spent Three Years and $37K Building a 2009 Honda Element Clone

“I guess I just got carried away,” explained clone-builder Darvon Fuqua

Trump Selects Martin “Dieselgate” Winterkorn to Head EPA

President-elect Donald Trump today announced his choice to lead the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency: Former Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn, who was fired following the “Dieselgate” emissions scandal.   “I’ve known Marty for years,” said Trump, adding, “He has… Read More

Mazda 3-Based Brutto to Join Fiat Lineup

If Fiat’s new 124 Spyder could drop its pants, it would look just like the Mazda Miata.  That’s because the Fiat shares the Miata’s platform and, in fact, the two cars are built on the same Hiroshima assembly line…. Read More

Revealed! First Photo of BMW’s New M-ish Lineup!

Cheaper M-ish Models to Join High-Performance “M” Vehicles For months, BMW officials have denied rumors that a line of more affordable — yet less powerful — M-ish vehicles  will join existing “M” models.  Now there’s proof. Parksplug photographer Cheerio Pulgas, wearing… Read More