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Volkswagen Building Artificial Reef With Recalled Diesel Vehicles

With a loud whoosh and a cloud of steam, another TDI-equipped Volkswagen — this one a yellow Beetle — soars into the air at 170 miles per hour from the deck of the aircraft carrier USS Anthony Weiner and lands with a large… Read More

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Parksplug Announces Plan to Move to Mexico

SPOKESMAN FOR ASININE AUTOMOTIVE BLOG ADMITS THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO GET SOME FREE STUFF Just days after Donald Trump announced that increased tax incentives have persuaded air conditioning manufacturer Carrier to keep 1,000 jobs in Indianapolis instead of moving them to Mexico, obscure… Read More

This is the Guy Who Blasts the Thumping Bass Next To You at the Stoplight

You’re in your ’07 Montego stopped at a red light when everything around you suddenly begins to vibrate and thump.  The bracket containing the used Whistler radar detector you bought for fifty-bucks from some guy named Glen off Craigslist falls off the dashboard… Read More

Jaguar Plant Denies Shaving Neighbors’ Cats For Upholstery

Paprika McWherter’s two cats, Nibbles and Toby, are as hairless as an enema bag. Last Monday afternoon, after spending a few hours outside hunting earwigs, the two cats returned completely bald.  “They did it,” she said, pointing over her back fence toward Jaguar’s… Read More

A Clue That Your High-Powered Front-Wheel-Drive Car Might Have Excessive Torque Steer:

Parksplug’s Cyber Monday Deal: $50 Off Swedish Creeper!

MECHANIC’S CREEPER DELIVERS SEDUCTIVE SWEDISH, SHIATSU OR DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE AS YOU WORK Sure, there are other massaging mechanic’s creepers on the market, but only the Swedish Creeper combines an inviting, buttery-soft, heated naugahyde surface, 24 sensuous rotating knobs, and finger-like… Read More

Next-Gen Mustang Much Smaller: Will Compete With Subaru BRZ, Says Source

As this photo below shows, the next-generation Ford Mustang will be a much smaller and lighter car. “It’s about the size of the BRZ,” an industry insider told us. In the interest of full disclosure, the insider works… Read More

“Damn Thanksgiving Turkey Stole Our Jeep,” Complains Hungry, Pissed Off Family

The Trumble family had been raising Chum the turkey for six months and had planned to eat him for Thanksgiving. Chum, however, had different plans. He somehow stole the Trumble’s 2016 Jeep Cherokee and drove off. His current whereabouts… Read More

New Driving School to Provide Manual Transmission Training for Carjackers

Declaring that thousands of carjackers find it difficult to make a living because of their inability to drive a manual transmission, the operators of a new driver training school say they will soon provide such instruction.   “Many carjackers find it difficult… Read More